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π“Žπ“Šπ“‡π’Ύ. ([personal profile] foulplayed) wrote2020-11-25 10:15 pm

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« mocking.bird » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Yuri Leclerc ✦ Fire Emblem: Three Houses
RESIDENCE ✦ Emerald District
GEMBOND ✦ Amethyst


"Leave it."

INFO ✧ PERMISSIONS ✧ KINKLIST ✧ EXTRA
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND πŸ‘Š they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-19 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I just found out a couple days ago. Actually, I was kinda waiting to tell you just to make sure they didn't change their minds after the first day or two, haha!

[...Balthus...]

Apparently it's being a masseuse! This lady who owns the Moonstone Spa said she thought I'd be good at it.
ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN πŸ‘Š i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-19 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, they are! Actually, it's pretty interesting...I never really realized there was so much to know about muscles!

It'll be a while before she lets me at anybody for real, but I feel like I'm learning a lot already, just watching and listening and all.
ashenputtel: the only status effect i care about is the one that reduces your hp stat to zero (FOCUS πŸ‘Š lucario is my favorite pokemon)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-19 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, they're real top-notch! Apparently they used to be the Healing Hands Spa, but then when this lady took it over, she changed the name to Moonstone. She talks a lot about how stupid the other one was.

Anyway, the whole reason I walked in at first is 'cause they were changing all the signs, and they looked like they were having some trouble lifting off the old ones, so I figured I'd help out. But then we got to talking, and one thing kinda led to another, you know?

Like I said, I'm kinda surprised they didn't think twice and change their minds, but...I dunno, who's to say she's not right about me? I'll never know until I try, and if it doesn't work out, then I'm right back where I was before I tried.
ashenputtel: i named my fists law and order because your face goes "doink doink" when they hit you (READY πŸ‘Š heard you were talkin shit)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-19 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, boss. You're definitely going soft, don't even try to weasel your way out of that one.

Listen, if you want to get in, I can probably make that happen. The little lady who does the scheduling is real nice and I bet I can get her to do me a favor.
ashenputtel: if you can't solve a problem by hitting it then maybe you should find a different problem (SPLAIN πŸ‘Š i've been places i know things)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-19 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, hold on, you know what they say about mixing business and pleasure, pal. I know I'm irresistible and all, but a job's not the time for messing around.

...Well, maybe not for a couple weeks, at least.

Let me know what time you want, and I'll see what I can get for you!
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND πŸ‘Š they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-19 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, just a second here.

...Yup, you're all set. You're in with Beryl at 10:30 AM. I'll warn you that she's pretty chatty when she works on people but I think that's just because she's on her way to getting out of a bad relationship and that's how she blows off steam about it.
ashenputtel: i mean unless he's tired in which case go ahead and let him have a nap first (QUIP πŸ‘Š ayyy girl lemme borrow that top)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-19 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, you're making me look good anyway. I'm not just bringing in new business, I'm bringing in YOU.

And it depends on how fancy you want to get, I think. They go from about sixty currents to something like three hundred and fifty, and Belinda upcharges the rich regulars another fifteen percent 'cause they'll pay it.

...Oh, but I probably wasn't supposed to tell you that. But you can keep a secret, huh?


[Damn, he likes Belinda, though.]

Anyway, you're a first-timer and you're coming in because of me, so figure it'll be whatever you pick, and then take about thirty percent off of that.
ashenputtel: i don't know how he does it but this usually ends up bad for me somehow (NERVOUS πŸ‘Š oh boy yuri's at it again)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-20 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, c'mon, you know I'm not good at stuff like that...

Uh, silver, maybe? Is silver a good color for nails?
ashenputtel: if he's a dragon and she's a dragon then what if i'm also a dragon (MIGRAINE πŸ‘Š plot twists hurt my head)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-20 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It goes with all the other colors you like, I figure. So you can wear whatever you want, and they'll match. Right?
ashenputtel: did you know that jay-z's 99 problems presents an fine example of fourth amendment law (BEHIND πŸ‘Š they see me rollin)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-05-20 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmm. That's true — and anyway, you make anything look good, so you're right, it probably won't be a problem.